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The Croods – More Than a Movie
This weekend’s hot new movie is… wait for it – The Croods!! That’s right. Nicolas Cage hasn’t been in a ton of films lately, so its time he get involved with another project. And what better...
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Orange Peelzzz: Thoughtz on Attention Seeking from The Orange County Thinker
– Thoughtz of Sammy Smiley! Your Orange County Thinker! – Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: attention seeking, blog, comedy show, cutting, funny facebook, funny facebook status, Katy Perry, kesha,...
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America Loves a Shaven Man
Excuse me, sir? Sir? Yes, you. I’d appreciate it if you just stepped right on over this way for me. Step into this screening area. No, not screening like “here’s Iron Man 4 and you’ve been selected for...
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The 7 Things We Learned From Last Week’s Game of Thrones: The Bear and the...
Fellow Bannermen, Bannerwomen, and White Walkers, Lion hunts, Tywins, and Bears, oh my! Sunday’s Game of Thrones was full of deep thronin’ and gamin’. Here are the 7 things we learned: 1. “I read...
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The 7 Things We Learned From Last Week’s Game of Thrones: Second Sons
Fellow Bannermen, Bannerwomen, and White Walkers, With enough awkward family moments to fill an episode of “Arrested Development,” Sunday’s Game of Thrones was a real highlight of the season. Here are...
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Celebrate Memorial Day with Craigslist & OK Cupid
Memorial Day is upon us and I know what you are thinking. “Great, just another holiday to be alone.” Many people don’t know this, but Memorial Day is the Valentine’s Day of Summer. All those couples...
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The 5 People Amanda Bynes Will Diss Next on Twitter
By now, anyone who has their Google News Alert set to “Amanda Bynes” knows she’s being accused of doing some unbecoming things with a bong, but she claims to be bong-fully accused. What is possibly...
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The 7…uh, just 1 Thing(s) We Learned From Last Week’s Game of Thrones: The...
Fellow Bannermen, Bannerwomen, and White Walkers, If you haven’t exhaled a collective “Jeeeeeesus” yet from last week’s Game of Thrones, questioned the meaning of your life, and sworn to never look at...
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Netflix: Why is it so red?
By special guest writer: Valley Girl Tiffany So like, I have a very important topic to talk about today. It involves the big corporation, Netflix. Hey Netflix, like, why are you so red? It’s like,...
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Scientists unveil super pictures of the Super Moon
The super moon this week has left the world super excited. Top scientists have unveiled super pictures taken from super sized telescopes designed by the most super scientific minds to get the most...
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Hilarious things my trainees said this week
When I’m not posting hilarious gut-busting posts on Repo Comedy Dot Com, I work to pay my bills at a company called Jesco, performing live in-store demos. Our current product is the amazing Chef’s...
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Happy International Beer Day!
Happy International Beer Day! Finally, a day we can drink beer and not be persecuted. It’s about damn time! At first I thought, “oh man, just another stupid Hallmark holiday made up by the beer...
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Tinder Warning for the Naive
After a long exhilarating run of being single, I decided to finally start putting real effort into finding a long term relationship. I consulted with the very hippest of my friends to give my online...
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Tinder Advice – Part Deux
Well this week, things didn’t get any better on Tinder. This happened: (The rest of the conversation I will have to fill in by hand, because Eli blocked me before I could take a screen shot) Eli: Yes...
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10 Lies About “Pretty Little Liars”.
10 Lies About “Pretty Little Liars”. 1. That isn’t dirt. It’s poop. 2. They are pregnant with each other’s babies. 3. They are 10 pounds heavier than a hippo. 4. They never learned how to read....
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My Reaction To Seeing Miley Cyrus Twerking On Robin Thicke At The VMAs!
I don’t mean to point any tongues…uh, I mean fingers, but Miley crossed a line of decency. This was my earnest, honest reaction. Scared, angry, and of course, “NOOOOOOOOOOOO.” Those enormous Teddy...
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Meet Colonel Meow
Cats are more popular on the internet than humans. Ponder that thought for a minute. Are you done pondering? Okay, great! Now, I’d like you to meet, if you haven’t already done so, the famous Colonel...
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4 Bad, Breaking Bad Impressions
For your entertainment pleasure, I give you 4 Bad, Breaking Bad impressions that are so bad, they are hilarious. Starring Sweet Molly, AKA Molly Reynolds. (no relation to Debbie Reynolds, Burt...
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An Ode to My Latest Netflix Addiction, MEDIUM
An ode to my latest Netflix addiction. I’m only up to season five, but I predict the final episode of the series will end with Allison Dubois waking up and the whole series will have been one big...
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From Duck Dynasty to Grey’s Anatomy: Reality Characters in Scripted Situations
Entertainment. We get it from so many sources. It can be ridiculously real, like Dennis Rodman going to North Korea. Or incredibly not real, like a group of talented high schoolers singing about...
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